What Would Jesus NOT Do?
We always hear about the many amazing things that Jesus of Nazareth apparently did, but nobody ever asks about the things that Jesus supposedly COULD have done, being omnipotent, but either didn’t bother to do or didn’t think were all that important. You know, things like… reducing human misery and suffering… that kind of thing.
It occurs to me that if indeed the miracles recorded in the bible were in fact true, and really did happen… then that only shows Yahweh/Jesus to be an even MORE malevolent and cruel being than we see in the old testament, and that’s saying something. If the miracles somehow prove that Jesus WAS in fact a god in human form, but all he could be bothered to do was turn water into wine and heal only a few hundred, or even a few thousand people with his magic saliva, then really - what is the use or good of such a god? Think of what a visiting, omnipotent deity COULD have done - but in this case, apparently, chose not to!!!!!
And this is meant to be that god’s main advertisement of its existence! Walking on water in front of a few of his mates, for the benefit of billions and billions of people who, if they don’t believe in his divinity and surrender control of their souls to him, will be sent to burn in agony for eternity.
People - DOES THIS ING RELIGION MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL?????
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There appears to be some disagreement about which of the virgin births I listed are in fact accurate records of religious traditions, especially Krishna, Horus and Mithra.
My main source for that list was : “Shaken Creeds: The Virgin Birth Doctrine, a study of its origin” (2003) by Jocelyn Rhys (Kessinger Publishing). Other sources were “God is not Great” (2007) by Christopher Hitchens (Published by Twelve), and Wikipedia.
I have rechecked these sources in light of the disputes that have come up. I admit to the error of listing Krishna on the basis of the Rhys book- I misread the passage dealing with Krishna. A genuine mistake… However, Hitchens DOES list Krishna as having been recognised as being born of a virgin.
Whilst I admit to the research error on the matter of Krishna and will take greater care next time, I put it to you that it still stands, that by NO MEANS WHATSOEVER was jesus‘ birth to the ‘virgin’ Mary the first ever such miraculous conception ever recorded in a religious tradition. By the time the Jesus story was first written down, the idea of virgin deity-births was OLD, and had been done many, many times, and an omniscient Yahweh would have known this. Even if 50% of my list was put there in error, the point would still stand.
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Inspiration for this one came from a link I was sent, to a website called Ebon Musings. Check this link. A couple of things on this page stood out as so wonderfully and scathingly accurate, and got me thinking.
http://www.ebonmusings.org/atheism/guestessays/religion101.html
I’d like to say here that the first comment which included the word “evolution” came only 12 hours after the video was uploaded. Thanks for that, that’s a new record. Let’s see if we can get it quicker next time though, shall we?
PLEASE go and look up that incredible rant in Deuteronomy that I quoted at the beginning of the video. It didn’t really relate to the theme of the vid but it is a ing classic passage, of Yahweh the bitter, wretched, old in the sky, spewing his violent hatred of mankind into the faces of his dearly beloved “chosen” people. Deuteronomy 28. One of my new favorite bible passages.
Whoa, this one was hard work. I usually write scripts on the train on the way to and from one of my jobs, and I’ve been so busy with other things that I haven’t allowed myself to sit down at home and actually finish it. Therefore the script has been growing and changing and developing for literally months, and the first take recording went for over 12 minutes! I chop chop chopped at it for a few days and got it under 9 mins. I could almost make a whole movie out of the out-takes!
Duration : 0:8:41
nah, that’s the CNN …
nah, that’s the CNN section of the Newspaper
“Sooner or later, …
“Sooner or later, all of you will be facing him in person”
That’s the big problem: If God would just show himself NOW and completely dispel any doubt whatsoever about his existence then none of this debating would even happen. That’s all. He just has to appear to prove that he really does exist. Ta-da! But, no, nothing.
STOP THAT! The …
STOP THAT! The bible makes great for when you run out of papers for smoking cannabis.
yeah lets tag team …
yeah lets tag team god then we will smoke crack and fist his dead body…oh wait i feel cancer growing in my dick cause i said that…oh wait thats just god slobing on my nob, no teeth god i warned you…<slaps gods ugly non real face with my meaty XD btw i love humans tih IQs over 120 XD
Gen 6, 6, enjoy.
Gen 6, 6, enjoy.
Let me take a wild …
Let me take a wild guess… Only people that believe in your blood thirsty, genocidal, jealous God will be saved? Read the facts! Read the Report!religionfactreport(dotcom)
We’re saying nasty …
We’re saying nasty things about your idea of god, and the really horrible deeds you, in your mythology, attribute to him. There’s a difference.
“Latoya Jackson” - …
“Latoya Jackson” - ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
5 stars
5 stars
Abelatino09: Bring …
Abelatino09: Bring it. I’m not scared of your silly deity. All I have to do is wrestle him. You see, apparently you can beat him in a fair and square match. The problem is, the whiny then gets all huffy about losing and goes *poof* and makes you lame for it, because he’s such a bad sport.
No sir, we won’t be meeting him as you say, anymore than we’ll be meeting Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or “Latoya Jackson” for crying out loud.
If the creator of …
If the creator of the universe was as foolish as the one depicted in this video, don’t you think he would’ve given us undeniable evidence of his existence - like a 1900 year old book no different to any other holy/mythical text?
The doesn’t sell. And basing your entire life on a superstitious emotional attachment isn’t healthy.
If god is love, he wouldn’t make people to torture for eternity - and god is hate, he can go create himself (that is if you haven’t already done it for him)
Yeah, yeah keep …
Yeah, yeah keep saying nasty things about God and all his deeds!! Sooner or later, all of you will be facing him in person, but by that time it will have been too late…hua hua hua hua hua hau hua…..!!!!!!!!
I know, I know, you don’t believe in and stuff. That’s what you think!!?? Great, suit yourselves!!!
that was great. …
that was great. awesome outlook on life. (=
You so in nail …
You so in nail it! Masterpiece!
Avoid vaccines, …
Avoid vaccines, they have toxic adjuvents in them like mercury, aluminum phosphate, MSG, aspartame, formaldehyde, cancers, squalene etc that will destroy your health. Swine flu was manufactured in a lab, very similar to the 1918 flu and look at all the people that died from the swine flu vaccine in 1976.
Fuck yeah!God is …
yeah!God is dead!
Eh, the Illuminati …
Eh, the Illuminati are vile bluebloods such as Rothschilds, Windsors, Al Gore & Pike etc that rule secret societies including Freemasonry. They’ll probably force vaccination in Fall with toxic garbage, start WW3, implement Codex Alimentarius & internet 2 then stage an alien invasion to get a fascist world government with you chipped. Support Oracle Broadcasting, Project Camelot, Dr. Deagle & Stewart Swerdlow!
Absolutely genial …
Absolutely genial video!!!!!!!!!!!
Great video.
Great video.
ingenious!
ingenious!
6:19 spitting on …
6:19 spitting on disabled ppl
Right.. That way …
Right.. That way the hookers will have something to read when their clients r pounding away.
Bun Fire… LMAO!
Bun Fire… LMAO!
I do my own custom …
I do my own custom editing of the Bible!
I should give these copies to the maids so they can put them in all the rooms!
I always new that …
I always new that GOD was an AUSTRALIAN
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